Perhaps next year, I’ll slap people in the face with my blow up helium balloon.
I’m fooling no one when I say that my banana is more appetizing.
We would probably find it easier to just try and accept change, grab it by the balls, and embrace it.
You’d think I was undergoing some serious emotional meltdown with all these recurring, relationship break-up type themes but I am sincerely not!
Anorexia relationship status: it’s complicated
We should all just probably be competing against mice for the best full fat cheese.
I apologise for the number of yellow cars you will now start seeing, today
I almost don’t want to say ‘See ya’ because what on earth am I supposed to blog about now?!
There’s probably no need for a TFL worker to announce to ‘mind the gap’ any more.
When you know it’s the right time, you just know.