Outweighing the Scales

I really have gained the equivalent weight of a small human in the past year.

Ooh La La

Bopping, bouncing and big fish -ing my way to liberation, completely starkers.

I just wanted the diary that had the effin’ pigeons on.

Though I can practically see the inside of your butt cheeks in such attire, you at least have the balls to do it and hey, kudos to you and your butt.

I knew then that I was just made for a life of serious f*** the system rule breaking.

We could all benefit sometimes from having a bit more f*** it in our lives

Perhaps I’m doomed to a life of ever befitting Blue Monday’s!