Fun this way

You’re welcome for a granny pants party anytime.

I scream for ice cream

I practically ran to the Gelateria.

It’s the signs you can’t see and the signs that people will never be aware of.

We would probably find it easier to just try and accept change, grab it by the balls, and embrace it.

You’d think I was undergoing some serious emotional meltdown with all these recurring, relationship break-up type themes but I am sincerely not!

Anorexia relationship status: it’s complicated

I apologise for the number of yellow cars you will now start seeing, today

I almost don’t want to say ‘See ya’ because what on earth am I supposed to blog about now?!

There’s probably no need for a TFL worker to announce to ‘mind the gap’ any more.