I had a birthday cake this year. A big, creamy, sugary, chocolate cake.
I really have gained the equivalent weight of a small human in the past year.
Bopping, bouncing and big fish -ing my way to liberation, completely starkers.
I just wanted the diary that had the effin’ pigeons on.
We could all benefit sometimes from having a bit more f*** it in our lives
Perhaps I’m doomed to a life of ever befitting Blue Monday’s!
Stepping into the lives of just one member of the Brown family and you’ll soon realise that everything is done at close to 100 mph.