Get a grip, Love

But am I an elephant now? Well I don’t think so.

See-nior later 2018

Just another cliche year in review, with a bit of news.

Say door one more time

Another Tinder bio that says, “How many sausages can you fit in your mouth at once?”

I practically ran to the Gelateria.

If by reading the title of this post, the delightful Jason Derulo theme tune didn’t come to mind, then quite frankly you didn’t live in 2010.

It’s the signs you can’t see and the signs that people will never be aware of.

Question is: Which dish to go out on?

I had a birthday cake this year. A big, creamy, sugary, chocolate cake.

I really have gained the equivalent weight of a small human in the past year.