We surely all want to hear about my imaginative brain busting ideas and my two not-so-rounded A-grade spectacles bouncing liberally underneath my running top.
Perhaps next year, I’ll slap people in the face with my blow up helium balloon.
I’m fooling no one when I say that my banana is more appetizing.
Helping a lady through a revolving door isn’t as smooth and gentlemanly as we might have expected
We would probably find it easier to just try and accept change, grab it by the balls, and embrace it.
You’d think I was undergoing some serious emotional meltdown with all these recurring, relationship break-up type themes but I am sincerely not!
Anorexia relationship status: it’s complicated