I’m fooling no one when I say that my banana is more appetizing.
Helping a lady through a revolving door isn’t as smooth and gentlemanly as we might have expected
We would probably find it easier to just try and accept change, grab it by the balls, and embrace it.
You’d think I was undergoing some serious emotional meltdown with all these recurring, relationship break-up type themes but I am sincerely not!
Anorexia relationship status: it’s complicated
We should all just probably be competing against mice for the best full fat cheese.
I apologise for the number of yellow cars you will now start seeing, today
I almost don’t want to say ‘See ya’ because what on earth am I supposed to blog about now?!
There’s probably no need for a TFL worker to announce to ‘mind the gap’ any more.
When you know it’s the right time, you just know.