I really have gained the equivalent weight of a small human in the past year.
You’d find me Googling the latest forum of ‘How painful is a bikini wax?’.
Bopping, bouncing and big fish -ing my way to liberation, completely starkers.
In my attempt to describe the characteristics of my dad to a friend of mine, the theme that somewhat prevailed,…
I just wanted the diary that had the effin’ pigeons on.
Just bikes, brews and solitary bantz.
Though I can practically see the inside of your butt cheeks in such attire, you at least have the balls to do it and hey, kudos to you and your butt.