Hop to it

While you may be asymptomatic to a virus, you’d be lucky to have not fallen short of a stream of emotional symptoms

Life at 26 (.2 miles)

Can anyone even remember a time I wasn’t talking about running?!

But am I an elephant now? Well I don’t think so.

I’m not talking shitting rainbows and spreading gold dust optimism

Just hoping the person I’m talking to continues the conversation so I can talk about running even more.

Here’s to marking the start to a freegin’ great, new era.

Just another cliche year in review, with a bit of news.

Say door one more time

You’re welcome for a granny pants party anytime.

Another Tinder bio that says, “How many sausages can you fit in your mouth at once?”

I practically ran to the Gelateria.