Let’s all bake rainbow cakes

I’m not talking shitting rainbows and spreading gold dust optimism

Cure and the Cause

Just hoping the person I’m talking to continues the conversation so I can talk about running even more.

Here’s to marking the start to a freegin’ great, new era.

Just another cliche year in review, with a bit of news.

Say door one more time

You’re welcome for a granny pants party anytime.

Another Tinder bio that says, “How many sausages can you fit in your mouth at once?”

I practically ran to the Gelateria.