House-it going?

Here’s to marking the start to a freegin’ great, new era.

See-nior later 2018

Just another cliche year in review, with a bit of news.

Say door one more time

You’re welcome for a granny pants party anytime.

Another Tinder bio that says, “How many sausages can you fit in your mouth at once?”

I practically ran to the Gelateria.

If by reading the title of this post, the delightful Jason Derulo theme tune didn’t come to mind, then quite frankly you didn’t live in 2010.

It’s the signs you can’t see and the signs that people will never be aware of.